Total Medals Earned: 1,164 (From 210 different games.) Total Medal Score: 16,725 Points
Medals Earned: 8/12 (200/500 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/4 (30/30 points)
Once you go green...
Who needs a parachute?
An ending that's out of this world!
That's what really happened?
Medals Earned: 3/27 (15/500 points)
Throw your first bomb
Kill your first enemy
Complete Chapter 1 on Normal difficulty
Watch the credits until the end
Complete Chapter 2 on Hard difficulty
Complete Chapter 1 on Hard difficulty
Complete Chapter 2 without shooting
Complete Chapter 2 on Insane difficulty
Complete Chapter 3 on Insane difficulty
Acquire 9 lives
Complete Chapter 3 on Hard difficulty
Earn 1 million points
Complete Chapter 2 on Normal difficulty
Complete Chapter 1 without shooting
Complete Chapter 1 on Insane difficulty
Complete Chapter 3 on Normal difficulty
Watch all 6 cutscenes without skipping
Beat the game on Normal difficulty
Complete Chapter 5 on Insane difficulty
Complete Chapter 4 on Insane difficulty
Complete Chapter 5 on Hard difficulty
Complete Chapter 4 on Hard difficulty
Complete Chapter 4 on Normal difficulty
Complete Chapter 5 on Normal difficulty
Complete Chapter 3 without shooting
Beat the game on Hard difficulty
Beat the game on Insane difficulty
Medals Earned: 7/11 (210/420 points)
Survive the first wave of attackers.
Purchase the Stasis Generator.
Purchase the Liquid Nitrogen Generator.
Purchase the Deranian Chaingun.
Purchase The Line of Death.
Purchase all of the Auto-fire turrets.
Get the good ending.
Purchase the VX Land Obliterator.
Purchase every single turret.
Get the bad ending.
Beat the entire game without purchasing a single gun.
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/270 points)
Fail to get at least 1.000 points
Get a score of 10.000
Get a score of 5.000
Critically hit the Knight
Get a double kill
Complete all the trials
be l33t and score over 50k
Get a triple kill, pretty hard.
Kill 10 knights in one run
Medals Earned: 4/8 (45/230 points)
Complete the game
Complete the easy round
Complete the medium round
Complete the hard round
Finish in under 300 seconds
Finish in under 250 seconds
Finish in under 200 seconds
Finish in under 150 seconds
Medals Earned: 3/6 (40/195 points)
Run away, and begin your escape.
Complete the "Moving iEye" levels
Complete the "Slidewalk" levels
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Complete the "Activating iEye" levels
Yay, you completed the whole demo! You dissident!
Medals Earned: 4/8 (180/480 points)
kill pedobear
kill philosoraptor
kill ichigosaurus
beat the game
win the game in the insane level!!
Medals Earned: 1/6 (50/360 points)
10000 clicks.
Think of this medal when you press that K button.
Prisoner of war turned hero.
Now THAT'S what I call dedication
You wield that keyboard like a pianist.
Medals Earned: 3/8 (65/265 points)
You Survived Your First Encounter
You Lived Through Round Two
You Shot Your Opponent!
You Are Victorious, But At What Price?
Three Down And Still Fresh
Get To The End On Your First Game
You Survived A Long Rally
You Spun the Cylinder When You Would Have Been Shot